bro flavoured lip gloss
so one time this asshole was harassing my friend and he gave her a note that said “hey pretty wanna date me? yes: smile no: backflip” and like the fucking badass she is and because she’s a gymnast, she got up and did a fucking backflip in the middle of class
oh my fucking god
"if you’re so bored maybe you should do your homewo-"
youre not even a real fan. wheres your on/off button. wheres your fanning speed regulating switch
sometimes i look back at my drawings and im like
"hey maybe i can actually pass off as a serious artist"
but then i look through my files and
GUYS THIS IS SO RAD BUT DO YOU FREAKING REALIZE HOW UHYGIENIC THAT CRAP IS? THAT MACHINE IS USED FOR WALKING, PEOPLE PUT THEIR FEET IN IT AND MOVE.
I REPEAT, tHEIR fUCKING dIRTY fEET.
Please, do relax. This is all for a case.
the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.
I fuck with your theory, marry me.